How Never to handle bad breath

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We’ve all been there. You across the corner to your cubical ready to start the day’s work while you are suddenly accosted by the familiar stench of a co-worker’s bad breath.

“Here we go again…”, you think. “Another ‘H’-filled tirade that won’t ever permeate my ears because I’m too busy attempting to keep it from permeating my nose.”

“So anywahhhhy,” continues your co-worker, “Hhhhank Hhhhenshhhhaaw from Hhhhuman Reshhhhourcess explained ouhhhhhr 401k plahhhhn is an outstahhhhnding invehhhhhstment optiohhhhhn…”


Somehow, we’d like to believe that our forced smile and wilting eyelashes might tell the offending party that there’s something less than stellar concerning the way they are sounding. Unfortunately, that’s simply wishful thinking. The problem is that no one knows they will have a problem. We seem to be immune to your own stench, and unlike Willy Nelson’s muse, it’s never on our minds.

So how can you tell someone that their breathe is causing you to are having issues differentiating their head from their derriere? Sure, whether it’s someone you know and so are comfortable with, you can try honesty. Still, even honesty has it’s own group of problems. Can you play it off like it is a one-time occurrence you just noticed and hope that mentioning it requires care of the situation once and for all? Can you sit them down and also have a serious discussion which could ultimately embarrass them or cause you to appear to be the bad person? How will they react to either scenario? You’d wish to be told in the event that you had bad breath, wouldn’t you? Would you feel comfortable being told by this person who you have bad breath? https://kodomonioi.exblog.jp/ don’t know them well enough to be discussing this example with them?

They are all important questions whose answers will change with each unique situation. Still, there are a few things it is possible to avoid saying which are universal across all situations. I’ve taken the liberty of listing those hateful pounds below. Remember, honesty is best policy, but brutal honesty is often unnecessary.

# 1 Gee, is that your breath or did I blow my nose immediately after wiping my ass?

# 2 And today here’s me with the weather: Thanks, me! Well it appears like there is a stank front moving due east from wherever the mouth area happens to be. We’re looking at a 100% potential for Halitosis throughout the rest of your life. Sports is next accompanied by today�s lottery numbers. Stay Tuned!

# 3 I don’t mean to be rude but your horrible breath is melting my face. To possess to stand here and listen to you is agonizingly painful. Hey, you ever note that “Alien” movie where in fact the alien is breathing in Sigourney Weaver’s face and she just cringes as the thing is indeed scary and because it’s saliva is an acid that can eat through metal? That is a lot like that because despite the fact that your saliva won’t eat through metal, I’m fairly certain your mouth-stench will which is scaring the crap outta me, my friend. Again, I don’t mean to be rude…

This is why, dear reader, one must choose carefully when approaching a topic this sensitive. Perhaps honesty is not always the best policy. Better yet, you will want to just leave an anonymous note…and a breath mint.

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